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Do not sympatise for me.. just say a prayer for all archi students around the world.

*You know you're an architecture student when...*
....you know the mac employees by name.(Ronnie???)
....your roommates say "good morning," and you reply "good night."
....you carry a toothbrush in your backpack. (It is in my locker)
....you start paying rent for your desk space in studio.
....You total up 3 meals of the day to your breakfast.
....'Red Bull' is you favorite drink. (coke is good enough..)
....all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in tracing paper.
.....you ask Santa Clause for architecture supplies.
....you ask Santa Clause for a sleeping bag.
....after all of your expenses, you can't afford to pay attention.
....you have 3 or more cups of double shot coffee espressos in one night .(coke again)
...you hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night. (i guess more than that?)
.... You know the different taste between UHU and Pritt glue(i dunno about pritt, but i noe the taste of UHU)
.... You can stay alive without sunlight, communicate with people nor having foods but you would commit suicide if the plotter doesn't plot your work out . (more than suicide)

....You've lost your house key and u realized week later
....you sleep more than 16 hrs at weekends
....u dance madly at 3 am though u aren't drunk(richie, it's the time to disco!!)
....you note smt with yr drafting pen(why not?)
.... You are an expert and Photoshop, illustrator and auto cad but u don't know how to use MS excel
....you spend more time in studio than in your own bed.
....your parents are complaining that you're not having enough fun.(true)

....your parents prevents you from going to sch...

....you only leave studio to buy supplies.
....you haven't taken a shower in a week.(er.. nope..)
....you've ever dreamt about your models.(always)
....upon hearing 'supermodel', you think of a nicely crafted-foam core model.(yeah, come to think of it.)
....your parents have more of a social life than you.(duh..)
....your 14-year-old brother has more of a social life than you.(17yrs old, much more)
....you consider using broccoli for your models.(hmm.. maybe)
....you know all the 24-hour food places in the area. (FONGSENG and MAC NOW!!! plus subway!!!)
....your friends get more sleep in one night than you do in one week.
....the streetlights turn off. (Yeah)
...You consider 3AM an early night.
....when you are out at 3AM, and people knows where you're at.
....the idea of a 24 hour 'Kinko's' make's perfect sense .(ART FRIEND????)
...smoking sounds appealing.(considered)
....you're out on Friday nights in studio.
....the only building on campus with its lights on is your studios'. (and the guards room)
....you say "It's only midnight- I have plenty of time to finish."
....you confuse sunrise with sunset. ....you ask what time it is, then ask "AM or PM?"(haha... really..)
....you strangle your roommate because she said she stayed up late studying.
....your Friday night is 68 hours long.
....you slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if you'll be able to finish your model.
....you understand why architects have glasses and white hair. (yeah..)
....you know all of these are true, no exaggerations.
....certain songs remind you of studio. (Yeah! UMBRELLA!!!!!! ela ela ela la la la la la)
....Sister's favorite brand names are Prada DNKY etc... But yours are Mastex, Staedtler, pentel, rotring(daler rowney?)
....you dare not to have a gf/bf coz no one can accept for what u are (hahaha...)
....you have to wait for breakfast shops to open.(canteen... macs at 8)
....you go to the food shop, and order the "usual", and they understand.
....you use architecture tools to eat.
....you wake up to go to school and you're already there.
....you start wearing all black.(soon)
....you have no life, and admit it.
....you start to critique a radio selection's selection of songs.
....you bring your friends to studio to keep you company.
...."going out to eat" is at FONG SENG.
....you confuse today and tomorrow.
....you tell time by when other people leave studio.
....you hear "Didn't you wear that yesterday?' followed by "and the day before that?"
....you roommate files a Missing Person Report.
....you count the number of days (not hours) you've been awake.
....you think days are 48 hours long.
....you go to the store to buy a six-pack of 'Red Bull'. (coke?)
....on Halloween, you dress like your instructors.
....you see your own picture on a milk carton.(i saw on the vending machine)
....you start using words your instructor uses.
....your bed has collected a layer of dust on it.
....concept of time is not forward, but a countdown from the time a project is due ("What time is it?""4 hours 'till" TIMECHECK!!!).
....you contemplate suicide 3 times a day. (not so bad lah)
....you have a tent pitched in studio, but still don't go to sleep.
....doing models all night long excites you. (hmm.. what models? hahha)
....you know the people in the studio better then your roommates.
....OLFA cutter can be dangerous
... as we all know or will find out.
....Beer pyramids AND Red Bull pyramids are some of our late-night late projects.(coke?)
....They know the number and price of their favorite item in the snack machine downstairs, as well as every other item and all the drinks in the other two machines.(i noe the serial number of my paper: 3380)
....they believe they should be paid just for taking architecture
....you drink more in studio than you do when you're out
....you have sent messages on aim to another jackass architecture student in the same room as you are(called)
....you have 3 or more 'Mountain Dews' in one night (coke?)
...."scoring" involves an OLFA blade
....you've memorized you favorite vending machine combination item
....you use your T-square or straight edge as a baseball bat.
.....when you tell people you major in "architorture"
....U can't draw without listening to music!
.... When you're not sure what day of the week it is
.... When you have slept straight through a day and into the next day after a final review
.... When lack of sleep makes you feel and act as if you are high
.... When any flat surface is seen as a place to take a nap (underneath the tables in the computer room, in hallways, on drafting boards
.... When the books that you read consist primarily of photographs and not so much of words
.... When you have to ask your fellow architects to give you wake up calls(I cant trust anyone...I wake ppl up)
.... When you have three or more alarm clocks in your room.
.... When cutting yourself with an OLFA seems like a good idea because it will give you an excuse for not having finished your work
.... When you go to studio and spend more time socializing than doing work
.... When everyone in studio hates you because you are the one who plays their music too loudly
.... When professors for courses outside of the architecture school are lenient once they are aware you are an architecture student.(YEAH YEAH, BENNY..)
.... When you tell someone in another school that you are architecture major and they automatically assume you have no social life
.... When you have a non architect friend who wants to tag along to architecture parties because they know that architects have the best parties
.... When you have a sign taped to your back that says do not disturb unless you are ordering food or handing out free BLOWJOBS..
.... You have given a final presentation with your fly open
.... You try to do things to make your friend laugh while he is presenting

You know you are an architecture student when you.....